bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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merryiero:

imagine imagine dragons imagining dragons

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

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shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

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mcporno:

keep your eyes peeled

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uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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