petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix
Mom : you are beautiful
(Source: wastery, via fake-mermaid)
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
(Source: acidtrip-n, via fake-mermaid)
Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
I hope my back didn’t break your knife.
(Source: resettles, via fake-mermaid)
"maybe you just haven’t found the right person yet"
CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS
u may want to consider an extinguisher