castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

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vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

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I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

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internetvvhore:

good looking 13 year olds 

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naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

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blackberryshawty:

Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
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