absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

(via fake-mermaid)

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

(via fake-mermaid)

dutchster:

when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture

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sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

(Source: astronaute, via fake-mermaid)