human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

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wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

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shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

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ruinedchildhood:

"maybe you just haven’t found the right person yet"

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fagome:

nyooms:

CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS

u may want to consider an extinguisher

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